From the Quotation of the day mailing list, 2012-08-31:
"I heard that Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC. My lawyers and I are drafting our lawsuit." -- Bob Newhart, comedian, known for his routines involving one-sided conversations. Newhart tweeted the comment about Eastwood's speech at the Republican National Convention on August 30.
(submitted to the mailing list by Mike Krawchuk)
"This is a perfect representation of the campaign: an old white man arguing with an imaginary Barack Obama." -- Jamelle Bouie, 2012-08-31 [ thanks to polydad, who got it from eyelid, who in turn picked it up from Andrew Sullivan]