Click the "print" button on one New York Times page to switch from the normal view to a see-all-the-text-better view, and the CPU load immediately drops to 25%.
Since I had GIMP running, here are a couple of recent pics to make up for making you read more JS-bloat griping:
(I won't be at Balticon tonight. I will be there Monday. I will probably also be there at least one of the other two days.)