From the Quotation of the day mailing list, 2008-10-25:
"Bond also expects his ideal woman to be able to make a bearnaise sauce as well as she makes love. Presumably not at the same time. Although I of course can. And do. Frequently." -- Joanna Lumley, actress, presenting 'Ian Fleming: Where Bond Began' (BBC1, Sunday 19th October 2008), quoted by Sam Wollaston in The Guardian.
(submitted to the mailing list by Jean Rogers)